As we conclude our week-long sea-lebration of her birthday, let’s reflect on Rosa’s time at the Aquarium!
We’re so grateful for the opportunity to care for Rosa 💙 Help us wish her the fluffiest, happiest 24th birthday!
Waltuh put your pokebahls away Waltuh
We’re not having a battle right now Waltuh
It’s supposed to be Peter Capaldi and Jenna Coleman but all I see are Mabel Pines going on adventures with Joe Biden.
white people walk in front of this and a trapdoor immediately opens up dropping them into the Rancor pit
omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance
you’re welcome
if you reblog this i am kissing you on the mouth. no that is not negotiable. we are in love now. we are dating. we are planning the wedding. i will be with you on your wedding night
(via a-wild-haggis)
ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks
ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks
in the age of keyboards: carpel tunnel
in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel
in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel
in the age of using hand-sized stone tools: carpel tunnel
#besties i am starting to think the human skeletal system might just be trash (via @cicerfics)
you are not wrong bestie
(via characterlimit)
to be bisexual is to rail and be railed by the prettiest people imaginable
(via mistress-of-science)





















